do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
You can't just leave with hair like that
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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