so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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