Whats the glycemic index on semen?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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