Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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