WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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