So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
he quoted the bible to break up with me
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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