OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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