maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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