we're blogging at a bar
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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