Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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