i may or may not be watching the land before time
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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