the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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