I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
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I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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