I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
He has the fingertips of a God
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