Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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