he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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