brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
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