i jhust puked up my retainher.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I think weed is turning my hair brown
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
