found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
