6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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