I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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