what if I'm pregnant?
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have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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