You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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