question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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