people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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