I don't think brook has ever known best
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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