areolas are like halos for boobs.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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