why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm sobbing to NWA
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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