so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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