But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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