of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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