I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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