just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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