so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
My bed smells like the plague
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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