the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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