Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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