My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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