I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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