i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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