is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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