I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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