Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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