my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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