Please don't use social media to get back at me.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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