im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Randomize
