Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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