high people should be assigned attendants
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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