ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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