Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
whose parrot is this?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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