i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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