these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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