yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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