There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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