Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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