I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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