then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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