Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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